Found this neat description of the Indian weightloss system.
"Dear sir,I am taking this opportunity to write and thank you for your recommendation of the Indian Weightloss System - Home Version (Australian Release).As suggested I successfully located and ingested the virus and within a couple of hours I was alternating between sitting and bending over the bowl every 20mins or so.This continued for a good six hours until i was passing and expelling what could only be described as good quality synthetic motor oil.I then went to the hospital as I believed the process may have been continuing incorrectly. They informed me that I also needed two units of Intravenous Drip (V2) for Indian Weightloss System to work correctly.Once these had been administered I ventured home and spent the next two days not eating and whilst the bending over had ceased (which I realised will affect the affectiveness of the system) the sitting down did not cease until last night.As a consequence I feel like a wine cask bag with a hole in it and quite tired from lack of sustainence, but believe I may have lost a few kilos.All in all a satisfactory outcome. Please advise me of any further products you have available.Many thanks,Eugene. "Read more at thorntree.lonelyplanet....
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